My Brain is Fried

Okay everyone my brain is NOT fried because I’ve been smoking too much weed or watching too many Spongebob Squarepants re-runs.

 

No my brain is fried because I have been working it too hard studying. I mean seriously Physics, Chemistry, Biology, and Statistics are supposed to cram in my head all at once? It’s outrageous!  When I think about studying more I almost wish there was an episode of Spongebob hot boxing his pineapple house with Squidward and Patrick. That could really brainwash a person.

 

Don’t ask. I have no idea why SpongeBob all of a sudden came into the picture. He just did alright?!? Stop asking so many questions or are you giving me an exam too?

Jasmine.

What?!

Eat a snickers.

Why?

You get a little testy when you’re hungry.

*takes one bite*

Better?

No I’m not fucking better! I still have 5 damn exams to take!!!! Why does one bite of a snickers all of a sudden cure hunger in those commercials anyways? If that’s all it took there would be a lot less problems don’t you think? And if I’m hungry I’m gonna make myself a freaking feast! Not eat a snickers. If a snickers won’t fix hunger then it sure as hell can’t ace my exams for me either!! Idiot.

 

All I know is that my coffee intake will be increasing immensely from now until after my exams. And if I don’t know anything on the exam then maybe I will just resort to filling in the bubbles that spell out “Fuck This Shit”. I mean everyone will be thinking it, I’ll just show it.

 

Thank goodness Oktoberfest (long weekend of everyone partying and drinking) is right after my exams. I’ll need it! Enjoy the week everyone… Because I can’t!

 

-TCBL

 

22 going on…80??

Finally I have time to relax! This two week of nonstop partying honestly has hit me like a ton of bricks since classes have started. I was hungover for two days, my back hurts, and I’m in bed by 9 o’ clock every night. Did I turn 22 or 80?

 

If I had to choose I would say the way I feel now is definitely worth the fun I’ve had to get to this point.

 

The Ke$ha concert was an absolute blast and I came out of it after literally taking a shower in glitter! And yes I dressed up to the T with my blue lipstick, glitter make-up, gold leggings, black combat boots, cat tank top, dollar sign earrings, and a cat ring. I definitely had been waiting for that moment for a very long time. Now before you judge my taste in music, just know that I have a love for the good old music too. Maybe I will write a blog about my favorite music next just to prove that I have a good taste in music as well. But hey, I’m in college and can dig a good song about drinking, sex, and hot boys. So sue me!

 

The booze cruise I went on is something that I cannot wait to do again.  It combined three great things: dancing, drinking, and boating. The beer was unlimited and the dj was jamming out. It was a good activity to choose for my birthday. The music choice was great for dancing until the dj started taking requests and the same guy kept returning up to the booth. Every single song after that was just dub step. I have nothing against dub step music, but one song is enough. 5 or 6? Now that’s just getting ridiculous there, sir! People started sitting down and going out on the deck after a while. Thank goodness the music master noticed and stopped taking requests from the dub step junkie. Sit down guy, you’re drunk!!! I definitely did want to do a rendition of Lonely Island’s “I’m on a boat” at some point… next time for sure though.

 

I was able to spend a few days with my mom at our family’s cabin on a lake to relax and rest from the late nights out.  My mom and I together however was just outrageous. We had laughing attacks countless number of times. If we would have stayed longer I probably would have gotten 6-pack abs! But between her running into the screen door 4 different times, me getting stuck half on the pier and half off because I got a cramp, and trying to find shapes out of a wall of rocks like a couple of stoners, it’s no wonder why we laughed so much. It’s a good thing it was just us two considering others would have thought we were just crazy. I hope my future boyfriend will understand.

 

My last night out was during Harley Fest in Milwaukee. My friend and I headed downtown and it was crazy down there! People were doing the wobble in the middle of the street, bikers were doing burnouts, and it was jam packed! Some drunk guy came up to me saying he saw me “400 minutes ago” and thought I was “hot”. (I had only been there for 30 minutes at that point) Well, uh, I think your sense of time is a little off buddy, because 400 minutes is over 6 hours. Thanks for the compliment though! I had beer and at one point I think I had a tequila red bull. I don’t know what gave me my hangover but after that was when I had the 2 dayer. I struck up a conversation with plenty of random people, and I might have scared some poor dad that just dropped his daughter off at college. Oh well, its college… shit happens. It was just an overall really good night.

 

Now I am back at school and going to class. The roommates and I already have a party planned for this weekend, and then Oktoberfest is at the end of the month. I guess my party days aren’t quite over yet.

 

I think that finally brought me back up to speed.  Good thing because I’ve missed writing!

 

Does anyone have any good/clever suggestions for a Halloween costume?? I don’t have any ideas. Help a girl out!

 

-tcbl

Let’s Get This Blog Rolling!

tequila for blogHello first time sharer, second time blogger here. Stop! Stop! Stop! Does that even make sense? In order to blog you kinda have to share some things, right? Well, the way I blogged the first time one could possibly disagree. My first blog was about a trip I took to Australia to keep my family and friends in the loop that I was still alive and well. Of course I added things about my adventures like jumping off a bridge with nothing but a cord to keep me from plummeting to my death. Or things like catching my first wave on a surf board in shark infested water. Including insane things like couch surfing, staying at strangers houses that you don’t know if they are normal or just waiting to hack you to pieces. Yeah… I’m sure no one was worried EVER. But, what about behind the scenes? The Aussies love to party, and I don’t remember adding anything in those posts about ALL the drinking I did. I mean c’mon my grandma was going to be reading it. I was already in my third year of college by the time I went, so I obviously had my fair share of partying done. I could slam a beer like a pro, take shots of tequila with no problem, and still make it to class at 7:45 the next morning no matter what day of the week it was. That is if I didn’t do shots and slam drinks in one night. I probably only made it to class if I did one or the other. Okay maybe I just made it the class that started at noon. Beside the point, I was fairly experienced and already knew what I could handle. Oh, but poor grandma asks “what’s the drinking age over there?” I answer back with the age of 18 (I was 20). Her reply, “oh I need to take you to a bar so you can get some practice!” I love the fact my grandma thought that a third year college student didn’t have enough experience already. I couldn’t ruin that by adding all the stupid, uncanny things I did. I couldn’t help but ask, should I have added those things?

I started to think about everyday life. I don’t share a lot of personal information with people, not even close friends. The only person I tell almost everything to is my best friend who also happens to be my mom. Is keeping things more private really a better way to go? I mean I DO have quite a few hilarious thoughts in my head that really deserve to be shared with everyone. I at least think I’m rather side-splitting. I had to ask myself, did I really want to keep going through life with all my secrets, lessons learned, and experiences kept to myself? If I regret not adding more to my first blog, then would I regret not sharing more of my thoughts through life? My answers: No and Yes respectively. That is why I am starting my second blog.

I’ve been back from Australia for a whole year just this past week, and I think it is time to let people see what goes on in this whimsical brain of mine. Believe me I have A LOT to share. I’m sure this is common for many of you where your mind just keeps going and going and going and… well you get the point. In my case it’s like that but add a dash of A.D.D, a handful of randomness, a hint of awkwardness, an abundance of sarcasm, and a broken radio that is stuck on seek. My Australian adventure may be over for now, but my sarcastic thoughts keep rolling through. So this blog is now a personal uncensored blog to my daily thoughts. It’s me unplugged and on the road to finding the comedy behind life!